Tuesday, January 13, 2009

I'm sorry for all the horrible memes...

...but I really can't control myself.
Taken from Steph and John Green. Again, sorry.

Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
"Liv needs a man!" Well I suppose that is rather true.
"Liv needs a stylist or even an honest relative with good taste." Why thank you.

Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
"Liv looks like a little rock 'n roller." Is that because I need a stylist?
"Liv's upper lip looks like a slug." :(

Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
"Liv says blogging about blogging is verboten."
"Liv says she never felt the pressure to be wild." Alrighty then.

Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
"Liv wants to give marriage another go." Oh yes. Because you know that previous one I had? It didn't work out very well. Messy divorce and only partial custody of the children. Very bad situation.

Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
"The Liv is a simple, affordable, and reliable electric bicycle." Why yes. Yes I am.
"I think Liv does it better!" Aw. 

Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
"Liv hates boys. Boys always tease her, call her fatso." ...

Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
"Liv asks about the apartment hunt and is very disappointed to discover that it's over." DARN.

Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
"Liv likes cheese sticks." I do! They're nummy.

Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search. 
"Liv eats babies."
"Liv eats people." CAROL! What have you done to me?!

Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
"Ever wondered what an elf wears under her dress? Lord of the Rings star Liv Tyler has revealed that they are naked." Oh fun! 

Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
"Olivia was arrested for chaining herself to the door of the Bush Cheney Administrative Headquarters." (Liv didn't turn up any good stuff...)

Type in "[your name] loves" in Google Search.
"Lady Liv loves saving the planet." It is a very noble cause, I must agree.

Take part in this meme if you must.


  1. Me?! It's not my fault that you came over to the dark side. :P

  2. So my question is, given your lip looks like a slug and all, are you allowed to eat any salt? ...




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